How Rude! The Full House Podcast

Nnamdi Ngwe may be out of breath from doing the Running Man for three minutes straight but he's ready to tackle Working Mothers, an episode where the title somehow manages to be more sexist than the content it represents. Look, all you need to know is Joey and Jesse might enter the advertising world full time and everyone is conspiring against them in the name of routine. The Tanners WILL NOT have their routine fucked royally by your insipid dreams! Nnamdi also gives us some insight on what it means to be a cool kid who couldn't help but kill it, be it on the soccer field or on the floor of his own private dance hall. Nnamdi is the best, so PAY ATTENTION.

Direct download: 32._Working_Mothers.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Adam Levin is no fool and that's why he's in school ... to earn his honorary degree in the art of being a rude dude! Look, these setups don't write themselves, people, LAY OFF. Adam is here to help us take down Fogged In, in which the Tanner household is consumed by a force straight out of Transylvania and everyone is forced to confront their personal shit. Jesse is afraid of emotions! DJ has no respect for personal space! Kimmy is somewhere, unseen, hovering mere inches above the ground as an ancient recitation spews from her coarse, blood-stained lips! A lot is happening. Stick around for the interview portion to learn about little Adam's unflailing need to respect authority, as well as the moment he realized death comes for us all. It's a hoot!

Direct download: 31._Fogged_In.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Lori Lewis may or may not be slowly stealing carefully chosen attributes from Lori Laughlin as part of some treachorous scheme ripped wholesale from a discarded Cronenberg movie .. and we're fine with that! Lori is here to help us evaluate the pros and cons of A Little Romance, in which Becky offers the men to a frothing horde of sexually starved women and DJ has her heart broken by Bastian as part of the neverending story that is ROMANCE. Also: Brandon's cool new song is given a spice injection when Jon gets in on the mix and Lori tells us about her lovey dovey salad days. It's a great episode that, like all the others, you won't wanna miss, so get on it, dude!

Direct download: 30._A_Little_Romance.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Eunji Kim is wearing a hat and ready to help us discuss Middle Age Crazy, in which Stephanie marries her friend Harry in an attempt to escape the suffocating ambivalence of her family. Seriously, no one cares about Stephanie. It's a bummer! Eunji, on the other hand, is a star in the sky and we were so happy to have her on the show it's straight up ridiculous. Tell your friends and family to check out this and all of our past adventures and hey, why not leave a review in the iTunes Store? Word of mouth is key in the podcasting game, and if you want more of Eunji slapping Brandon in his own fuck dungeon, we need your gums to start flappin'. Start flappin', gums!

Direct download: 29._Middle_Age_Crazy.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Rich Alfonso may no longer be a child but, like all of us, he is a child at heart, which makes him more than qualified to discuss Our Very First Christmas Show. Prepare youself: Jesse's parents are heavily invested in his sex life, Danny is determined to convert his stale home movies into morning TV gold, and Stephanie has a crisis of faith when a snowstorm strands the Tanners at an airport terminal / bus station. We also learn about Rich's family traditions as well as what we pined for gift-wise as kids. Oh, and spoiler alert: Magic is all too real in the Full House universe and nothing will be the same as a result. As always, find us in the iTunes Store and leave us a five star review, 'cause only listeners like you can help us get the word out!

Direct download: 28._Our_Very_First_Christmas_Show.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Eric Harrington is a fart machine and he won't work for nobody but himself! He's also a beautiful guy and we were delighted to have him on to discuss Triple Date, in which Danny discovers his new flame is Jesse's OLD flame. Eh? Ya in? Meanwhile, DJ and Stephanie find themselves in a premise Lucille Ball would have found tiresome in the '50s. Will Danny get laid now that he's officially done humoring the ghost of his dead wife? Will Joey get laid considering he's, you know, a big bag of dumb? As always, ya gotta use your ears to find out. Make sure you peck out a quick review for us in the iTunes Store and use our Facebook page to find out all about our social media activity. You are our sons and daughters!

Direct download: 27._Triple_Date.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

MJ Price has a GPA no lower than 3.8 and this reason alone made her more than qualified to be a guest on our dumb, dumb show. She's a firecracker, a real gem, and she's here to help us discuss Joey Gets Tough. This one has it all, folks: Karate! Tiffany, live from Tokyo! Dave Coulier trying his best (we assume) attempt at angry acting! And just over there, to the side, in B Plot Land, Jesse and the Rippers are desperately trying to plug their show at The Sleeve. It's definitely television. Tell your friends about us, remember to pen an iTunes review if the mood strikes you, and find us on Facebook for all your social media needs. We love you like you were our own, dammit!

Direct download: 26._Joey_Gets_Tough.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Zack Shornick is an honorary Rude Dude ... but he may also be the last. Will Jon ever forgive Brandon for calling him a poopy poop-filled poop goblin? Even if Brandon apologized, would that be enough to bring them together once more? Only God and his divine angels know for sure. In the meantime, let's chat about Beach Boy Bingo, in which D.J. wins a stupid radio contest and the stupid Beach Boys show up to stumble around for a few minutes before putting on an awful concert for drunk college kids. It's a DISASTER. Zack is a gem, though, and we think he'll be a great co-host for Jon once Brandon is shipped off to some vague foreign land. Bye, Brandon! That's what you get for calling Jon a poopy poop-filled poop goblin! XOXO

Direct download: 25._Beach_Boy_Bingo.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Claire Meyer is casting a side eye at your fake leg and is more than willing to do the same for the likes of Full House. This week we turn out attention to Jingle Hell, in which Joey spends his coke-fueled witching hours constructing puppets just so he can destory any chance Jesse has at a career in advertising. Great job, Joey! You're doing great! Claire was an absolutely fantastic guest and a veritable wellspring of Housewife trivia, so if your ears are ready, we're ready to fill 'em with audio goodness! P.S. Claire may or may not have a thing for Bob Saget. We may never know the truth! Remember, you can always leave us a glowing review in the iTunes store when you feel the time is right, or visit us on Facebook, Libsyn, or Tumblr. Send us e-mails at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com, while you're at it! XOXO

Direct download: 24._Jingle_Hell.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Toby McMullen rode his fly as hell, awesome as fuck skateboard to the studio so he could aid in our discussion regarding D.J.'s Very First Horse, in which the oldest of the Tanner girls makes some startling discoveries while on the back of a strong, noble stallion named Rocket. Spoiler: Jonathon gets particularly graphic when describing said discoveries, but if you're allowing children to listen to this podcast that's clearly your mistake, not ours. Toby is a big ol' goof and we loved having him on the show, so let us know you feel the same way by leaving a five star review on iTunes and writing us at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Tumblr, Facebook, Libsyn, Stitcher, we're all up on it, so help us spread the word! XOXO

Direct download: 23._D.J.s_Very_First_Horse.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Margaret Lebron just got out of an unproductive meeting with her high school guidance counselor and is more than ready to help us pick apart It's Not My Job, in which Jesse's vaguely Italian-Greek-Jewish-Bronx parents pay the Tanner home a visit and tensions arise over the family business (the family business being little more than a vague front for the mob). It's a great podcasting session so make sure you let us know as much on iTunes with a five star review or an e-mail sent directly to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. And don't forget to tell your friends about us!

Direct download: 22._Its_Not_My_Job.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Stephen Kropa is in the house and let it be known right here and now: The studio gets a little dank during this recording session, ladies and gentlemen. The boys are sweaty and swampy, but they wouldn't have it any other way because they're RUDE DUDES, of course! Join them as they discuss Tanner vs. Gibbler, a harrowing tale of a friendship torn asunder by two 6th grade brats and someone known as The Duke. Will DJ and Kimmy repair their bond before the credits roll? Find out! Is their tale half as harrowing as Stephen's tale of The Three Lost Birthday Parties? No, it most assuredly isn't! Leave us a nice iTunes review, shoot us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Tumblr and Facebook and otherwise love the living hell out of us. We're so sweaty!

Direct download: 21._Tanner_vs._Gibbler.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Kate Kershaw took off her fancy winter gloves so she could give Cutting It Close a thorough examination. In this, the first episode of Season 2, Stephanie alters the course of Jesse's life forever during a simple game of Salon. Here's a lesson for all you new parents out there: A simple game of Salon shouldn't involve a pair of enormous, all too real scissors. Write that down, new parents! We also get to hear about Kate's childhood growing up in Appalachia as well as her sterling Roger Rabbit impression, so don't miss out, ya rude dudes! P.S. Have you left us a five star review in the iTunes Store? You'll receive kisses if you do! We're also on Tumblr (hrpodcast.tumblr.com) and feedback can be sent to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Thanks again to Zack Shornick for our logo and Cary Davenport for that spiffy cover of the Full House theme!

Direct download: 20._Cutting_It_Close.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Nico Carter was gonna go outside and fuck around but instead chose to stand with us and pick apart D.J. Tanner's Day Off, in which an absolutely exhausted pop star / drug addict morosely agrees to give the titular daughter an autograph ... but at what cost, Stacey Q? AT WHAT COST? As always, please encourage your friends to give us a shot and leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store. We're on Facebook, Libsyn, Stitcher, even Tumblr (hrpodcast.tumblr.com). We're everywhere, baby, so help spread the word!

Direct download: 19._DJ_Tanners_Day_Off.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Jessie Stegner has taken a short break from scrapbooking to aid us in our dissection of Mad Money, in which Jesse harbors a filthy secret and Joey can't seem to remember an astonishing debt from his past. If you're in the market for a crazed Monroe impersonator and DJ in a nauseating cowboy get-up then this is definitely your bag, baby. Don't forget, leave us a five star review in the iTunes store and shoot us a message at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. We await your kind words! And hey, did we mention we're on Tumblr now? Find us at hrpodcast.tumblr.com, ya goofs.

Direct download: 18._Mad_Money.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Becca Barish came back early from her trip to Israel just so she could be with us to discuss The Seven Month Itch, an epic two part saga in which almost nothing of consequence happens. True, Jesse moves out in a sexually impotent huff, and true, he hangs out with his supposedly cool friends at a ski lodge, but seriously, nothing much happens beyond that ... but there is a lot of padding! Get ready for padding, fans of said thing! If you haven't already please consider leaving us a five star review in the iTunes Store, checking us out on Facebook and shooting us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Brandon will kiss you if you do as much! We can gurantee it, kiddo!

Direct download: 17._The_Seven_Month_Itch.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Bill Letz scored a touchdown three pointer before helping us tackle Just One of the Guys, in which a sexy teen heartthrob makes a guest appearance as sexy teen cousin Steve. Will Steve's bristling masculinity drive DJ to the brink of bloody violence? Yes, yes, it most assuredly will do just that. After this delightful episode take a bit of time to leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store, check out the Facebook page and e-mail us at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. And when you're done with that you can hit the showers! Sports!

Direct download: 16._Just_One_of_the_Guys.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Allison Kochanski jumped off the cardboard bridge that would have led to Junior Girl Scout stardom to help us examine Danny's Very First Date, in which a moron tries to go out with a doofus and everyone freaks the fuck out. Oh, and Jesse tries to build a treehouse (sic) for baby Michelle. Join us as we discuss Allison's Pocahontas birthday, her childhood adoration of her brother-in-law and why Michelle is a stupid, stupid baby who should be put away forever (according to Allison). Head on over to the iTunes Store and leave us a positive review! Like our Facebook page! Send us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com! No, YOU'RE YELLING.

Direct download: 15._Dannys_Very_First_Date.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Patrick Earls took time off from choreographic elaborate lip-sync routines to help us discuss But Seriously, Folks, in which Phyllis Diller upstages Joey for a full 90 minutes. As a result, Joey pulls a full Gordon Gecko and resolves to never pursue comedy again. Is this the gift humanity has been waiting for or will Joe prove to be even worse for the world? Find out by using your ears! Leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store and shoot an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com, as well. You know you wanna, baby!

P.S. A hearty round of thanks to Zack Shornick for our spiffy new logo! XOXO

Direct download: 14._But_Seriously_Folks.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Michele Laubenthal popped in to take down A Pox in Our House, in which everyone but Danny, DJ and the ugliest baby in the world contract a case of the chicken pox. Will DJ make it to her first sleepover or will she be undone by the selfish aspirations of her father? Was Michele (our guest this week, not the ugly baby) able to avoid sleeping over at a total nerd's house or was she undone by an uncaring system run by ignorant adults? All of these questions are answered! If you haven't done so please make sure to leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store, like our page on Facebook and shoot us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. We'd love ya for it!

Direct download: 13._A_Pox_in_Our_House.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Joey Gilmore (who, despite Jon's needling, is not a monster but instead quite a lovely gentleman) saunters into the studio for Half A Love Story, in which Jesse is a sniveling, sexist baby who can't stand the idea of a woman resisting his grimy advances. Learn all about Joey's days as a scrappy traffic reporter and how this experience allows him to see right through the sham that is Full House. Cringe as you do a Google Image Search for King Kong Bundy. And when you're done, why not give us a five star review in the iTunes Store or contact us via our Facebook page / thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com? Ya know ya wanna reach out to these rude dudes!

Direct download: 12._Half_A_Love_Story.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Kristin Ramsey swam to us from the depths of a mermaid sea to figure out Sisterly Love, in which everyone is systematically trying to crush DJ's dreams of becoming a famous actor. A miniature Meryl Streep? FORGET IT, DJ. Kristin also waxes nostalgic on her star-making turn as Grandma VonShlapshtick, and trust us, every second is worth your time. If you've been on board so far and have yet to leave us a glowing review in the iTunes Store, here we are, Brandon and Jonathon, on our knees, asking, "Puh-witty pwease?" Nah, we're too rude for that. 'Cause we're just a couple a rude dudes! Get in touch with us via our Facebook page or thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com if you are a rude dude as well!

Direct download: 11._Sisterly_Love.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Kristin Hopkins zipped by the studio to examine Our Very First Promo, in which a ferret terrorizes the Tanner household and a Lupone-alike tries to give the family an Italian makeover. Are there moments of wildly arrogant racism? Oh, you can put good money on it, my friend, and be sure to stick around so Kristin can tell you all about her unconventional childhood swimming lessons. It's a terrifying story! Thank you so much to everyone who has taken the time to leave a five star review in the iTunes Store. Join the club and let us hear your glorious feedback! You can also reach us via e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. See you next week!

Direct download: 10._Our_Very_First_Promo.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Taylor Brown crosses our threshold to rap about 'The Big Three-O', in which Danny faces the Grim Reaper and a mysterious car accident forces us to once again question the death of Pam Tanner. Warning: This is an especially silly episode fueled by our delicious sponsor, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, so get ready for a little more giggling and nonsensical riffing than usual. Thought about leaving a five star review for the show in the iTunes Store? Make that dream a reality today! Get in touch with us on Facebook or via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com! Let us know you're out there, fellow Rude Dudes.

Direct download: 09._The_Big_Three-O.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Adam Archer took a break from reciting the 3 Ninjas screenplay in its entirety to help us pick apart Joey's Place. Will Joey find his place ... in more ways than one? Or will he wind up in the gutter, bleeding from the mouth as punishment for his crimes against humanity? Only time will tell! If you have not yet found the time please consider leaving us a five star review in the iTunes Store. You can reach us via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com or say hello on our Facebook page, which could always use a few more fans. We love fans! And you! Kisses. Mmm, sweet kisses. Bye!

Direct download: 08._Joeys_Place.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Stacey Smith came over to put us in headlocks and break down The Miracle of Thanksgiving, an episode in which everyone is sad but no one is willing to seek the help of a licensed therapist. Tuck in for some crispy dark meat because it gets pretty damn dark! Have you left us a five star review in the iTunes store? Please do so and help us rise in the ranks of the online globosphere, or, you know, whatever it's called! Also please feel free to send us feedback via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com or on our Facebook page. See ya next week!

Direct download: 07._The_Miracle_of_Thanksgiving.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Trevor Martin clomp-clomp-clomps through our door to sift through the nonsense that is Jesse's Girl, in which the questionably named Corina Spicer creates a rift between our least favorite uncles. Find out why Trevor dropped his nickname at just the right moment and how to do a better Cowardly Lion than Joey before leaving a five star review in the iTunes Store. Wanna get in touch with us? Shoot an e-mail our way via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. It will make us smile on our faces!

Direct download: 06._Jesses_Girl.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Britta Rowings rode by on her trusty bike to wax intellectual on Knock Yourself Out, in which Danny proves he is not quite ready for primetime and Michelle is vaguely sick (or so we are told). Ms. Rowings also relays a bit of info regarding primordial dwarves, so you will not wanna miss a second of this show, trust. Fans can reach out to us by leaving a glowing review in the iTunes store or shooting us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Love ya!

Direct download: 05._Knock_Yourself_Out.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Alan Linic pays us a visit to deconstruct both Sea Cruise, in which Danny uses his wife’s death to inspire a late night fishing trip with the boys, and Daddy’s Home, in which Joey discovers a love for leather culture. Alan’s feedback is especially objective when you realize he had never seen a full episode before this session, much less two back to back. Are you loving the show? Let us know by leaving a five star review in the iTunes Store and/or contacting us via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Get in touch with us, munchkins!

Warning: With the understanding that we are all grown-ups here, please know Jon delivers some especially salty language this time around. You've been warned!

Direct download: 04._Sea_Cruise___Daddys_Home.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

Marie Maloney drops in to dissect a pair of surprisingly homophobic and sexist episodes. First up, The First Day of School, in which Stephanie has a crippling panic attack and DJ discovers she’s an omelette head. Then The Return of Grandma threatens to add three more cast members to the mix, one of which may be a drag queen. Are you on board for the full How Rude! experience? Take a few minutes to leave a review in the iTunes Store and/or send feedback to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. We wanna hear from you!

Direct download: 03._The_First_Day_of_School___The_Return_of_Grandma.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

02. Our Very First Night

Willie Myers joins us to discuss the thoroughly maddening Our Very First Night as well as Jodie Sweetin’s unfortunately titled memoir, unSweetined (you can’t make this stuff up, folks). A heaping helping of gratitude goes out to Cary Davenport for creating our wonderful intro and outro music, as well as everyone out there listening. If you’re a fan please take a few minutes to leave a review in the iTunes Store and/or send feedback to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. You're the heart and the hand we hold onto!

Direct download: 02._Our_Very_First_Night.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

01. Unaired Pilot / Our Very First Show

Jonathon Pernisek and Brandon Shockney kick off How Rude! The Full House Podcast by deconstructing both the original, unaired pilot (starring John Posey in place of Bob Saget) and the first official episode, Our Very First Show. Newsflash: Full House may not be a great series. If you have any questions or comments please feel free to contact us at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com.

Direct download: 01._Our_Very_First_Show.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

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