Adam Archer took a break from reciting the 3 Ninjas screenplay in its entirety to help us pick apart Joey's Place. Will Joey find his place ... in more ways than one? Or will he wind up in the gutter, bleeding from the mouth as punishment for his crimes against humanity? Only time will tell! If you have not yet found the time please consider leaving us a five star review in the iTunes Store. You can reach us via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com or say hello on our Facebook page, which could always use a few more fans. We love fans! And you! Kisses. Mmm, sweet kisses. Bye!

Stacey Smith came over to put us in headlocks and break down The Miracle of Thanksgiving, an episode in which everyone is sad but no one is willing to seek the help of a licensed therapist. Tuck in for some crispy dark meat because it gets pretty damn dark! Have you left us a five star review in the iTunes store? Please do so and help us rise in the ranks of the online globosphere, or, you know, whatever it's called! Also please feel free to send us feedback via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com or on our Facebook page. See ya next week!

Trevor Martin clomp-clomp-clomps through our door to sift through the nonsense that is Jesse's Girl, in which the questionably named Corina Spicer creates a rift between our least favorite uncles. Find out why Trevor dropped his nickname at just the right moment and how to do a better Cowardly Lion than Joey before leaving a five star review in the iTunes Store. Wanna get in touch with us? Shoot an e-mail our way via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. It will make us smile on our faces!

Britta Rowings rode by on her trusty bike to wax intellectual on Knock Yourself Out, in which Danny proves he is not quite ready for primetime and Michelle is vaguely sick (or so we are told). Ms. Rowings also relays a bit of info regarding primordial dwarves, so you will not wanna miss a second of this show, trust. Fans can reach out to us by leaving a glowing review in the iTunes store or shooting us an e-mail at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Love ya!

Alan Linic pays us a visit to deconstruct both Sea Cruise, in which Danny uses his wife’s death to inspire a late night fishing trip with the boys, and Daddy’s Home, in which Joey discovers a love for leather culture. Alan’s feedback is especially objective when you realize he had never seen a full episode before this session, much less two back to back. Are you loving the show? Let us know by leaving a five star review in the iTunes Store and/or contacting us via thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. Get in touch with us, munchkins!

Warning: With the understanding that we are all grown-ups here, please know Jon delivers some especially salty language this time around. You've been warned!

Marie Maloney drops in to dissect a pair of surprisingly homophobic and sexist episodes. First up, The First Day of School, in which Stephanie has a crippling panic attack and DJ discovers she’s an omelette head. Then The Return of Grandma threatens to add three more cast members to the mix, one of which may be a drag queen. Are you on board for the full How Rude! experience? Take a few minutes to leave a review in the iTunes Store and/or send feedback to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. We wanna hear from you!

Willie Myers joins us to discuss the thoroughly maddening Our Very First Night as well as Jodie Sweetin’s unfortunately titled memoir, unSweetined (you can’t make this stuff up, folks). A heaping helping of gratitude goes out to Cary Davenport for creating our wonderful intro and outro music, as well as everyone out there listening. If you’re a fan please take a few minutes to leave a review in the iTunes Store and/or send feedback to thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com. You're the heart and the hand we hold onto!

Jonathon Pernisek and Brandon Shockney kick off How Rude! The Full House Podcast by deconstructing both the original, unaired pilot (starring John Posey in place of Bob Saget) and the first official episode, Our Very First Show. Newsflash: Full House may not be a great series. If you have any questions or comments please feel free to contact us at thehowrudepodcast@gmail.com.