How Rude! The Full House Podcast





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Stephen Kropa is in the house and let it be known right here and now: The studio gets a little dank during this recording session, ladies and gentlemen. The boys are sweaty and swampy, but they wouldn't have it any other way because they're RUDE DUDES, of course! Join them as they discuss Tanner vs. Gibbler, a harrowing tale of a friendship torn asunder by two 6th grade brats and someone known as The Duke. Will DJ and Kimmy repair their bond before the credits roll? Find out! Is their tale half as harrowing as Stephen's tale of The Three Lost Birthday Parties? No, it most assuredly isn't! Leave us a nice iTunes review, shoot us an e-mail at, follow us on Tumblr and Facebook and otherwise love the living hell out of us. We're so sweaty!

Direct download: 21._Tanner_vs._Gibbler.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Kate Kershaw took off her fancy winter gloves so she could give Cutting It Close a thorough examination. In this, the first episode of Season 2, Stephanie alters the course of Jesse's life forever during a simple game of Salon. Here's a lesson for all you new parents out there: A simple game of Salon shouldn't involve a pair of enormous, all too real scissors. Write that down, new parents! We also get to hear about Kate's childhood growing up in Appalachia as well as her sterling Roger Rabbit impression, so don't miss out, ya rude dudes! P.S. Have you left us a five star review in the iTunes Store? You'll receive kisses if you do! We're also on Tumblr ( and feedback can be sent to Thanks again to Zack Shornick for our logo and Cary Davenport for that spiffy cover of the Full House theme!

Direct download: 20._Cutting_It_Close.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Nico Carter was gonna go outside and fuck around but instead chose to stand with us and pick apart D.J. Tanner's Day Off, in which an absolutely exhausted pop star / drug addict morosely agrees to give the titular daughter an autograph ... but at what cost, Stacey Q? AT WHAT COST? As always, please encourage your friends to give us a shot and leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store. We're on Facebook, Libsyn, Stitcher, even Tumblr ( We're everywhere, baby, so help spread the word!

Direct download: 19._DJ_Tanners_Day_Off.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Jessie Stegner has taken a short break from scrapbooking to aid us in our dissection of Mad Money, in which Jesse harbors a filthy secret and Joey can't seem to remember an astonishing debt from his past. If you're in the market for a crazed Monroe impersonator and DJ in a nauseating cowboy get-up then this is definitely your bag, baby. Don't forget, leave us a five star review in the iTunes store and shoot us a message at We await your kind words! And hey, did we mention we're on Tumblr now? Find us at, ya goofs.

Direct download: 18._Mad_Money.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Becca Barish came back early from her trip to Israel just so she could be with us to discuss The Seven Month Itch, an epic two part saga in which almost nothing of consequence happens. True, Jesse moves out in a sexually impotent huff, and true, he hangs out with his supposedly cool friends at a ski lodge, but seriously, nothing much happens beyond that ... but there is a lot of padding! Get ready for padding, fans of said thing! If you haven't already please consider leaving us a five star review in the iTunes Store, checking us out on Facebook and shooting us an e-mail at Brandon will kiss you if you do as much! We can gurantee it, kiddo!

Direct download: 17._The_Seven_Month_Itch.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Bill Letz scored a touchdown three pointer before helping us tackle Just One of the Guys, in which a sexy teen heartthrob makes a guest appearance as sexy teen cousin Steve. Will Steve's bristling masculinity drive DJ to the brink of bloody violence? Yes, yes, it most assuredly will do just that. After this delightful episode take a bit of time to leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store, check out the Facebook page and e-mail us at And when you're done with that you can hit the showers! Sports!

Direct download: 16._Just_One_of_the_Guys.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Allison Kochanski jumped off the cardboard bridge that would have led to Junior Girl Scout stardom to help us examine Danny's Very First Date, in which a moron tries to go out with a doofus and everyone freaks the fuck out. Oh, and Jesse tries to build a treehouse (sic) for baby Michelle. Join us as we discuss Allison's Pocahontas birthday, her childhood adoration of her brother-in-law and why Michelle is a stupid, stupid baby who should be put away forever (according to Allison). Head on over to the iTunes Store and leave us a positive review! Like our Facebook page! Send us an e-mail at! No, YOU'RE YELLING.

Direct download: 15._Dannys_Very_First_Date.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Patrick Earls took time off from choreographic elaborate lip-sync routines to help us discuss But Seriously, Folks, in which Phyllis Diller upstages Joey for a full 90 minutes. As a result, Joey pulls a full Gordon Gecko and resolves to never pursue comedy again. Is this the gift humanity has been waiting for or will Joe prove to be even worse for the world? Find out by using your ears! Leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store and shoot an e-mail at, as well. You know you wanna, baby!

P.S. A hearty round of thanks to Zack Shornick for our spiffy new logo! XOXO

Direct download: 14._But_Seriously_Folks.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Michele Laubenthal popped in to take down A Pox in Our House, in which everyone but Danny, DJ and the ugliest baby in the world contract a case of the chicken pox. Will DJ make it to her first sleepover or will she be undone by the selfish aspirations of her father? Was Michele (our guest this week, not the ugly baby) able to avoid sleeping over at a total nerd's house or was she undone by an uncaring system run by ignorant adults? All of these questions are answered! If you haven't done so please make sure to leave us a five star review in the iTunes Store, like our page on Facebook and shoot us an e-mail at We'd love ya for it!

Direct download: 13._A_Pox_in_Our_House.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Joey Gilmore (who, despite Jon's needling, is not a monster but instead quite a lovely gentleman) saunters into the studio for Half A Love Story, in which Jesse is a sniveling, sexist baby who can't stand the idea of a woman resisting his grimy advances. Learn all about Joey's days as a scrappy traffic reporter and how this experience allows him to see right through the sham that is Full House. Cringe as you do a Google Image Search for King Kong Bundy. And when you're done, why not give us a five star review in the iTunes Store or contact us via our Facebook page / Ya know ya wanna reach out to these rude dudes!

Direct download: 12._Half_A_Love_Story.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00 PM